castielhasthephoneb0x: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my boyfriend dated me
how to boys
foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woohoo woohoo woohoo propose
somethingaboutgaret: homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
blinkpond: can i please point out how amazingly gorgeous young jensen was and how stunningly breathtaking he still is besides his unbelievable appearance can we talk about how he’s the funniest and cheekiest guy ever like not even that he has the greatest personality and he’s kind and he’s so amazing with his fans and dID I MENTION HIS TALENT ...
Person: What state do you live in?
thebatteur: once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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samwinchestershipsdestiel: xdominoe: loki-is-our-god: castiel-homo-of-the-lord: vorticity007: zombieirish: -Waterbending -Earthbending -Firebending -Airbending -Using the force -Telekenisis -Flying -The Matrix -Alchemy -Kamehameha -Going Super Saiyan -Jutsu Hand Signs -Spells from Harry Potter -Shapeshifting -Breaking the 66 seals -Opening purgartory -Turning into a...
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
its funny because people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones conversations and figuring out your weaknesses and ill use them against you to get further in life because i hate everyone
4chanofficial: i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
cheerupsmelly: i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
rneerkat: shinykonyta: rneerkat: i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :) you are a 19 yr old boy youre stereotyping me
arisaavena: hiddledbythebatch: territorialcreep: rusharound: atomiccrowbars: stitchedego: thebaronofthebells: liking someone who is already in a relationship Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship Liking someone who doesn’t like you back Liking someone who doesn’t exist. Liking someone Liking yourself this easily became the...
people at school: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
loungezombie: the-doctress: Petition to get a Doctor Who episode that features Anne Frank. Because I was thinking that one of the things that should happen if the Doctor existed, is him landing the Tardis in Anne Frank’s hiding place and get her out of there. Or something similar to Vincent and the Doctor. Or you can have it as a SPN episode where she is haunting bieber.