May 2013
castielhasthephoneb0x:
a-study-in-butts:
thetwincores:
asapmona:
rhydonmyhardon:
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
how to boys
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woohoo
woohoo
woohoo
propose
somethingaboutgaret:
homosexuality is not a choice because hulk hogan gave me my first boner and nobody would choose that
blinkpond:
can i please point out how amazingly gorgeous young jensen was
and how stunningly breathtaking he still is
besides his unbelievable appearance can we talk about how he’s the funniest and cheekiest guy ever
like not even that he has the greatest personality and he’s kind and he’s so amazing with his fans and dID I MENTION HIS TALENT
...
Person: What state do you live in?
Me: Denial.
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the...
samwinchestershipsdestiel:
xdominoe:
loki-is-our-god:
castiel-homo-of-the-lord:
vorticity007:
zombieirish:
-Waterbending
-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a...
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
crush: no
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
4chanofficial:
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes
cheerupsmelly:
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
rneerkat:
shinykonyta:
rneerkat:
i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)
you are a 19 yr old boy
youre stereotyping me
arisaavena:
hiddledbythebatch:
territorialcreep:
rusharound:
atomiccrowbars:
stitchedego:
thebaronofthebells:
liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
Liking someone
Liking yourself
this easily became the...
people at school: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
loungezombie:
the-doctress:
Petition to get a Doctor Who episode that features Anne Frank. Because I was thinking that one of the things that should happen if the Doctor existed, is him landing the Tardis in Anne Frank’s hiding place and get her out of there. Or something similar to Vincent and the Doctor.
Or you can have it as a SPN episode where she is haunting bieber.
